Ill Eagle
Penned on January 11, 2026
| Drink | Rating | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Special K | 1 / 5 | Cereal. In a cocktail. I am a warforged—I was forged in fire and tempered by war—and even I know this is an abomination. The grain particulates leave a gritty residue on the tongue. The milk component curdles slightly in the presence of alcohol. I do not know what ancient evil inspired this creation, but it should be sealed in a vault and forgotten. |
| Fight or Flight | 2 / 5 | A marked improvement over its stablemate, though that is a low bar to clear. A simple vodka-based drink with citrus and a hint of something herbal. The name implies a binary choice, but the flavor offers neither. I finished it. I did not hate it. That is the best I can offer. |
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