The Crow Bar
Penned on January 11, 2026
| Drink | Rating | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Platox Shots | 2 / 5 | Gelatin-based shots flavored with lime and a disproportionate amount of tequila. The ethanol-to-flavor ratio is miscalibrated by approximately thirty percent. The garnish is a lotus flower of unknown edibility—my toxicity scan returned inconclusive. I consumed one. I am still functional. The flower I left untouched. |
The Crow Bar
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